Things That I Am, According To Peers, WITH Definitions

1. A Gloom Dispenser: (noun) One who dispenses gloom as opposed to friendly pleasantries. E.g: "I hate to be a gloom dispenser, but a storm's a brewin' and you shouldn't drive in this."
   


2. Chola Girl: (adj.) A female who models herself after the Latina style of living, categorized by dark lip liner with pale lips, big hoop earrings, gelled hair. Attitude includes tough, ruthless behavior and the tendency to get in fist fights. E.g: "Ditz loves her close friends to the point that she'd kick another girl's behind for her. Ditz is the closest thing Montreal's Jewish community has to a Chola Girl."
   


3. Lolz: (adj.) Someone/thing who is funny, good, pleasant. A positive characteristic to have. E.g: "Ditz brought Top Kitten an apple baba today. Ditz is so Lolz."
   


4. Demon: (noun) A being who best belongs in the underworld, where all the evil-spirited things she may do are socially acceptable. Includes the tendency to flaunt one's good fortune at the expense of others' feelings. E.g: "Ditz was such a demon yesterday, she flirted with a man who has a girlfriend, WHILE WEARING A MINISKIRT."
   
   
5. Vampire: (pr. noun) Like a demon, a being who best belongs in the underworld, and/or a creature who may only visit with civilians in the daylight. Also: Creature of the Night. E.g: "Ditz does not leave her house before sundown on most days, her vampire tendencies are showing."
   
   
6. Cougar: (adj.) An older woman who preys on little boys, also categorized as a Creature of the Night. Characteristic qualities include leopard print attire, a sharp tongue, voluminous hair (extra Aqua Net), red lips and straight vodka. Tendencies to lounge about and lure young men into her lair. Similar in concept to Mrs. Robinson. E.g: "Upon seeing the shirtless teenaged gardener, Ditz batted her eyelashes like a cougar and unbuttoned an extra button on her blouse."
   
   
7. Hero: (adj.) Someone who manages to accomplish seemingly impossible tasks at the exact same time, i.e. going on consecutive multiple dates in a short span of time. E.g: "Ditz is a hero because she managed to find the only normal men over 21 in a bar full of underage children."