In No Particular Order

A listing of important life notes from the past 2 weeks: (for my own memory's sake, I am trying to do it in chronological order. Wish me luck.)

• Visiting Toronto was a journey and a half. ON MY VISA.
• I enjoy meeting charming strangers at bars who turn out to be pleasant, normal and delicious.
• Drinking games are not JUST for 17 year olds.
• In Truths and/or Dares, collective discussions deciding on truths and/or dares is essential.
• If all else fails, go lick a wall.
• I would live at the Big Apple/Apple Pie Factory if it was socially acceptable.
• I would also live in Gananoque. Pitch me a tent between the McDonald's and the Casino. I will have 20 McNuggets to go. Thanks.
• I am finished summer school 1 class. HELLO PARTY SUMMER!
• I am no longer eating all-you-can-eat sushi. My sensitive stomach (AND ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT IT WAS CAST-IRON) can't deal with the concept of me eating all-I-can-eat.
• Apparently my new health regime consists of weekly vomit sessions. No, this isn't my bulimic cry for help, this is just me sharing the fact that I can't handle food and it keeps me in shape. Hah.
• I thought I lost my one-piece bathing suit. FOUND IT.
• $500 to American Apparel & $200 to Le Chateau in gift certificates. I paid $350. Technically, I paid $250 and my mom paid $100. Details, details. Prediction: AA gift cards will be done by November.
• I like Toronto's upscale club scene. Male-to-female ratio is easily 17:1. I like those odds. Especially when it means a group of 4 kittens gets swarmed on the dance floor. Love it.
• In addition to that, having friends with friends who have "relations" with bartenders at upscale clubs is solid. IT WAS LIKE AN OPEN BAR PARTY. EXCEPT IT WASN'T OPEN BAR FOR ANYONE EXCEPT US. HAH.
• Chicken bacon is less superior than pork bacon. Obviously.
• Cousin's wedding was beautiful. Really. Nothing offensive to say. EXCEPT for 1 point of order: semi-sheer, sparkly sequin dresses from the clearance rack at Sears are not appropriate to wear to a wedding.
• Top Kitten's birthday events: delicious, delicious, delicious! She is 26, and 9 months, and at her prime. Kudos.
• Still haven't unpacked my bag from last weekend in Toronto. I am a lazy parasite.
• I attempted- and am working on perfecting- hot rollers on short bobbed hair. Survey says: needs work, BUT, has potential.
• I love life.

Next up: Results of Today's Scientific Experiment AND News From My Wallet