Specimen Moment

Hello Kitten? This is for you.

Background information: Hello Kitten and I had a lovely shopping excursion a few weeks ago. We went to her beloved sneaky boutique and tried on the entire store. We're good like that. Hello Kitten was struggling to put on one dress, and upon exiting the fitting room, Friendly Salespet and I informed her that no, the dress isn't too small. Hello Kitten struggled because she didn't notice the INSIDE ZIPPER on the frock.

I laughed at Hello Kitten's mishap, saying "Oh, Ditz NEVER misses a zipper. Ditz is WAYYYY too smart to make mistakes LIKE THAT."

Uh huh.

Flash forward to this morning.

Ditz puts on a new frock that she purchased with Momma Ditz. STRUGGLES ENDLESSLY to get it over her head.

Mmm hmm. What did Ditz not notice? HIDDEN SIDE ZIPPER. Ditz = blind. Legally.