Lies. LIES.

Short bobbed hair is NOT EASY to style and maintain. Yes, showering's a breeze, but blowdrying and IRONING IS NOT.

I can't make a ponytail. Headbands make me look like I'm back in grade 4. And NO, I CANNOT YET WEAR PEACOCK. Don't even get me started.

It IS cute and charming though. I think I'm just bitter. ABOUT LOSING ALL MY PRECIOUS HAIR. AGAIN.

Will this Ditz ever learn? Survey says: NO!