This Is Why I'm A CREEP

I bet you all can make MONSTER lists of why I'm a creep. I'll spare you the trouble with exactly ONE reason.

I have been listening to ONE song all day so far. Celine Dion/Heart/Carrie Underwood - Alone. ON REPEAT. "AND NOW IT CHILLS ME TO THE BONE/HOW DO I GET YOU ALONE?" I don't know how I'm going to manage my drive home WITHOUT CELINE/HEART/CARRIE ON REPEAT. Anyone who's spoken to me today can attest to this. Thank god I use headphones at work. I think I'd be making a TON of enemies.

I may or may not know ALL THE LYRICS right now.

I NEED HOBBIES.