Captain Annoying Visits Miss Resourceful

There has to be something wrong with me. The universe is CLEARLY punishing me for SOMETHING. Come along, sweet kittens, allow me to explain...

I thought I was going to be useful. I thought it would be a SMART and/or RESOURCEFUL idea to make my lunch now, before I went to sleep. Too often do I get lazy in the morning and wind up eating a dry chicken sandwich with greasy fries. Wait. Am I complaining? That's a delish lunch. ANYWAYS.

I'll do it in pure Ditz style.

Ditz Is Resourceful: preparing lunch for the next day.
Life Responds With ANNOYINGNESS: impossible task of finding MATCHING TUPPERWARE TOPS & BOTTOMS. Yes. 15 minutes down the drain scavenging in NO-MAN'S-LAND.

Ditz Is Helpful: emptying and loading dishwasher to be nice to Mommy.
Life Responds With ANNOYINGNESS: unloading dishwasher and replacing dished into cabinets IS NOISY AND DISRUPTIVE TO LIFE.

After tonight, we'll just see HOW RESOURCEFUL I STAY, and whether or not my neighbor, LAZY PARASITE visits.