Something Laugh-Worthy

Remember how I missed Ben & Jerry's Free Cone Day? Remember how we thought I'd learn my lesson and do research before leaving the house?

CLEARLY I DIDN'T TAKE MY OWN ADVICE. SHOCKER.

2 weeks ago, Montreal was blessed/cursed as per usual with the Beer Festival. I went with a friendly pet on Wednesday evening, opening night. We showed up at 10:24 p.m. Guess what time it closed? 10 P.M. SHOCKER.

I must've stepped in at least 2 urine puddles and 1 vomit puddle. Delicious.

What's the moral of this story? I need to find out what time things close before leaving my house. I NEVER LEARN.