Thursday, September 11, 2008

Punishments OR Signs From The Lord Upstairs

Scene: Ditz's place of employment
Time: Approximately 1:30 p.m.

Ditz is casually sitting at the reception desk. Kind, friendly Major Bee brings in BAGS of DANISH. Major Bee offers Ditz DANISH. DITZ ACCEPTS, because she can NEVER resist ANYTHING baked and/or sweet and/or danish-like. Ditz takes 3-4 bites of giant danish. Ditz KNOCKS danish onto the floor, STICKY SIDE UP.

Ditz - despite usual 5 second rule - places danish into the trash receptacle.

NO MORE DANISH FOR DITZ.

Sign from the Lord upstairs: Ditz needs to chill on the danish eating. Ditz has jeans she needs to fit into.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

aw i saw that happen, i promised i wouldnt tell! haha