- How dust bunnies get into SEALED SHOE TUPPERWARES. (Yes. I have tupperwares for shoes. This keeps Marc away from Christian and Michael. They aren't all friends. Jealous?)
- Why PEACOCKS aren't more of a fashion staple.
- Lauren Conrad/Heidi Montag clothing lines. What makes them more fashionable than me?
- Horizontal stripes. Unflattering... ON EVERYONE.
- Gas station workers/cashiers who hit on you. No, I do NOT have the NICEST SMILE YOU'VE EVER SEEN. Thanks for the compliment, but am I getting free gas out of this? NO? THEN WHY ARE YOU HITTING ON ME? I see no perks here.
- Brown cows = chocolate milk. It's true, so stop telling me it ISN'T.
- Froot Loops, Rice Krispies. SPELL THEM PROPERLY GODDAMNIT.
- Ditto for your/you're and our friends their/there/they're.
- Froot Loops in general actually. EVERY COLOR TASTES THE SAME.
- Waterproof mascara. CLEARLY ISN'T.
- Boys who receive delicious crafts as gifts, then regift them to nice girls, who LEAVE THEM IN THEIR CAR FOR 8 MONTHS TO ROT. Certain people will no longer be benefiting from a certain Ditz's craft skills. They know who they are.
- Men.
Men? But Ditz, you say, you're so wise, and knowing, and charming. How can you not understand men? Kittens, I just don't get it. On an non-style-related topic, this little Ditz is ultimately confused. She thought she understood, but she's mistaken.
I don't want to get into much details, for privacy purposes (secrets, secrets are no fun unless they're shared with everyone!), but essentially, I was content with the outcome of a situation. Just as I left the building, our friend - Haunting Immediate Past - came back to visit.
Ugh. Let's see what my neighbor, Fate, has in store for me THIS TIME.
And FYI: growing pile of shit found in my closet? Still hasn't moved. I'm going to start charging myself rent soon.
Stay stylish!
xoxo
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