Sunday, March 30, 2008

Something a Ditz Appreciates

This isn't a 12 point list like yesterday.

I appreciate one thing right now, and that is delicious French men who appreciate my STYLE, and tell me so.

In brief storyline: Ditz & 2 playthings visit a new watering hole. Man checks out Ditz. Ditz takes entire night to work her way over to him. Man - along with his chums - tells Ditz that he noticed her and her style right away. Friend #1 tells Ditz her outfit coordination is so well thought out. (YOU NOTICED? IT WAS WELL THOUGHT-OUT!) Shameless flirting. Ditz leaves. Ditz does NOT leave her phone number (STUPID). Will Ditz be returning to this watering hole next week, in pursuit of this man? Magic 8 Ball says: "It is decidedly so".

Lesson of the day: want to impress the Ditz? Tell her you love her style.
Life Lesson: the Ditz is stylish. Don't ever doubt her (or the power of a peacock).

This was a totally self-indulgent post.

Stay Stylish! (And go buy yourself a peacock hairclip. Seriously.)
xoxo

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