Fully spending my day today in bed eating soybeans. Don't judge. I'll leave later for fresh air.
NEWS: still unknown about Juicy, BUT, Matt & Nat is coming up! Here are the dates:
Tuesday, May 13th: 12 p.m. - 7 p.m.
Wednesday, May 14th: 10 a.m. - 7 p.m.
Thursday, May 15th: 10 a.m. - 7 p.m.
Friday, May 16th: 10 a.m. - 7 p.m.
Saturday, May 17th: 10 a.m. - 3 p.m.
It's cash only, so be sure to hit up the bank beforehand!
Is it worth a go? Honestly, yes and no. Yes because the stuff is REALLY cheap (even though they fully keep raising the sample prices. Yes, I noticed.). No, because unless you go right away on the first day, you'll be stuck with awkward orange & green purses. Unless, of course, that's your taste. It's worth it for the wallets and occasional sneaky finds. Will the Ditz be going? Truthfully, unlikely. I am completely willing to go with any of you kittens, should you want to go. I seriously will NOT be purchasing anything this time. Famous last words, eh? Seems like I always say I won't be buying anything AND THEN I DO. UGH. I HATE SAMPLE SALE SEASON. And by hate, I clearly mean love passionately.
Go be fruitful and shop!
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
No News Is Bad News
Seriously, what is this? Why does nobody know what's going on with the Juicy sale?
Let's talk. About Ben & Jerry's. WHO CLOSES ON FREE CONE DAY AT 8 PM? WHO?! So I showed up at like 8:53. THEY SHOULD'VE STILL BEEN OPEN. All I wanted was a free cone. I even drove to the downtown B&J. Do you KNOW what I had to settle for? TCBY. AND I HATE TCBY. WITH SUCH A PASSION. I was so upset from no B&J that I didn't even consider TCBY's neighbor, Baskin Robbins. OF WHICH I ALSO LOATHE. Gold Medallion Ribbon? SO 1994. AND REVOLTING.
Listen. If you're going to feed me some sort of ICE CREAM LIKE product, it has to be one of the following: Ben & Jerry's (no fruity flavors) or Gelato. THAT IS IT. NO TCBY. Who decided anyways that TCBY carries the country's best yogurt? NOT ME. Seriously speaking, I would be in such better spirits today had I had B&J yesterday. How old am I again?
Today, apparently, I am going on FIELD TRIPS. I - like the lazy parasite I am - slept through the 10 a.m. spinning class I was supposed to attempt. WHATEVER. That means no apple babas for me. Oh, so today's field trips include a trip to MAC (returns for the matriarch) and to visit a kitten at her homebase, Carlton Cards, to find SURPRISE PARTY INVITES. FOR A SURPRISE PARTY. FOR THE KIDDO. I might venture a mini trip into Holt's. I can't go in that vicinity without visiting my homeland. LIKE I CAN AFFORD TO BUY ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I hate life right now. No, that's not true. Quiet Roar is this weekend. I can't hate life with that GLORIOUSNESS coming up! Did I mention Quiet Roar? Jello Bar Friday & Saturday. You should go. I'll be there. Like for reals. In the Betsey shoes from the previous post, and a fabulous outfit to go with. Anyone remember the zipper dress from Aritzia? IT'S COMING OUT TO PLAY. I'm debuting a major summer dress/shoes this Friday. Don't pretend you're not excited. JUST COME ENJOY QUIET ROAR!
Love you all my precious kittens, except for anyone who works at B&J. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Closing at 8.
Stay stylish!
xoxo
Let's talk. About Ben & Jerry's. WHO CLOSES ON FREE CONE DAY AT 8 PM? WHO?! So I showed up at like 8:53. THEY SHOULD'VE STILL BEEN OPEN. All I wanted was a free cone. I even drove to the downtown B&J. Do you KNOW what I had to settle for? TCBY. AND I HATE TCBY. WITH SUCH A PASSION. I was so upset from no B&J that I didn't even consider TCBY's neighbor, Baskin Robbins. OF WHICH I ALSO LOATHE. Gold Medallion Ribbon? SO 1994. AND REVOLTING.
Listen. If you're going to feed me some sort of ICE CREAM LIKE product, it has to be one of the following: Ben & Jerry's (no fruity flavors) or Gelato. THAT IS IT. NO TCBY. Who decided anyways that TCBY carries the country's best yogurt? NOT ME. Seriously speaking, I would be in such better spirits today had I had B&J yesterday. How old am I again?
Today, apparently, I am going on FIELD TRIPS. I - like the lazy parasite I am - slept through the 10 a.m. spinning class I was supposed to attempt. WHATEVER. That means no apple babas for me. Oh, so today's field trips include a trip to MAC (returns for the matriarch) and to visit a kitten at her homebase, Carlton Cards, to find SURPRISE PARTY INVITES. FOR A SURPRISE PARTY. FOR THE KIDDO. I might venture a mini trip into Holt's. I can't go in that vicinity without visiting my homeland. LIKE I CAN AFFORD TO BUY ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I hate life right now. No, that's not true. Quiet Roar is this weekend. I can't hate life with that GLORIOUSNESS coming up! Did I mention Quiet Roar? Jello Bar Friday & Saturday. You should go. I'll be there. Like for reals. In the Betsey shoes from the previous post, and a fabulous outfit to go with. Anyone remember the zipper dress from Aritzia? IT'S COMING OUT TO PLAY. I'm debuting a major summer dress/shoes this Friday. Don't pretend you're not excited. JUST COME ENJOY QUIET ROAR!
Love you all my precious kittens, except for anyone who works at B&J. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Closing at 8.
Stay stylish!
xoxo
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Sometimes, I am NICE/Let's Talk - Again
2 Quick points of order:
- Yesterday was a pretty special day. My #1 kittenfan turned a very special 21 years. She asked for a shout out, I said no, because if I do it for her, then I am required to birthday-shout out EVERYONE that reads. Alas, I am nice, and aim to please, not alienate readers. So, HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPECIAL PRINCESS! 21 is a BIG year! Enjoy it!
- Rumor has it that the elusive Juicy sale is this Friday-Sunday. Rumor also has it that it was canceled. If anyone has ANY valid factual information, please contact me STAT. I need to make arrangements accordingly (i.e. take out a bank loan to buy Juicy zippys and fresh pairs of Sevens). I need confirmations. As soon as I find out legitimate information, I will OBVIOUSLY post all the details. This is one sale I think everyone needs to visit. It's an experience and a half.
That's it for now. I have much to say regarding last night's Bachelor. More on that after I visit Ben & Jerry's for a free cone. See you all there!
Stay stylish!
xoxo
Sunday, April 27, 2008
Marky, Can You Hear Me?
Dear Mark Zuckerberg,
Apparently you didn't get my last letter. Apparently we STILL need to talk. No, not about how I sometimes want to marry you. Not about how you REFUSE to be my Facebook friend and DENY our love. I'm over that. Ish. We need to talk about this latest FEATURE you decided to invent/incorporate into my hourly stalking. Mmm hmm. Facebook chat. This letter to you is long overdue. I feel like I should've commented within 15.8 seconds of its arrival. I was slacking.
Listen Marky. I don't love this chat function. I've loved many of your new Facebook features. Really. Some of them, I've even grown to love (hello? Applications?). Here's my beef. I don't like that I have to be ONLINE to see who's online. Where's the INVISIBLE feature? COME ON MARK. I LIVE on appear offline on msn! And another thing. It's such a rip-off of Gmail chat. DIDN'T THINK I'D NOTICE, EH? NOT THIS DITZ. SHE SEES EVERYTHING.
Here's the bottom line, and I think the vast majority of Facebookers feel the same way. There's a reason why certain people are Facebook friends and are not instant messenger friends. Sometimes you just want to casually stalk, without having garbage conversation (you know, the "hey what's up?" "nm, u?" crap). I really liked being an incognito creep. I don't like that if I happen to be online, people that I enjoy stalking (mostly people I barely stalk but felt bad rejecting their friend requests) can SEE ME ONLINE. AND CAN SEND ME MESSAGES. INSTANT ONES. Gross. I like inbox messages.
Mark, fix this. Facebook chat needs serious refining. Get on it.
All my unconditional love, (wait, that's clearly a lie. My love for you is dependent on your fixing of Facebook chat)
Little Miss Ditz
P.S. If you added me, and sent me instant Facebook messages via chat, I would OBVIOUSLY respond. I would even LOVE chat!
Apparently you didn't get my last letter. Apparently we STILL need to talk. No, not about how I sometimes want to marry you. Not about how you REFUSE to be my Facebook friend and DENY our love. I'm over that. Ish. We need to talk about this latest FEATURE you decided to invent/incorporate into my hourly stalking. Mmm hmm. Facebook chat. This letter to you is long overdue. I feel like I should've commented within 15.8 seconds of its arrival. I was slacking.
Listen Marky. I don't love this chat function. I've loved many of your new Facebook features. Really. Some of them, I've even grown to love (hello? Applications?). Here's my beef. I don't like that I have to be ONLINE to see who's online. Where's the INVISIBLE feature? COME ON MARK. I LIVE on appear offline on msn! And another thing. It's such a rip-off of Gmail chat. DIDN'T THINK I'D NOTICE, EH? NOT THIS DITZ. SHE SEES EVERYTHING.
Here's the bottom line, and I think the vast majority of Facebookers feel the same way. There's a reason why certain people are Facebook friends and are not instant messenger friends. Sometimes you just want to casually stalk, without having garbage conversation (you know, the "hey what's up?" "nm, u?" crap). I really liked being an incognito creep. I don't like that if I happen to be online, people that I enjoy stalking (mostly people I barely stalk but felt bad rejecting their friend requests) can SEE ME ONLINE. AND CAN SEND ME MESSAGES. INSTANT ONES. Gross. I like inbox messages.
Mark, fix this. Facebook chat needs serious refining. Get on it.
All my unconditional love, (wait, that's clearly a lie. My love for you is dependent on your fixing of Facebook chat)
Little Miss Ditz
P.S. If you added me, and sent me instant Facebook messages via chat, I would OBVIOUSLY respond. I would even LOVE chat!
Saturday, April 26, 2008
New Series: Best Nights Ever
If I can seriously remember to classify all of these as this specific series, I will be totally impressed with myself. Fully going to forget I had this idea to keep my posts organized. Story of my life (not my shoe den though).
I think I need to branch out beyond shopping. Let's talk about some of my top nights lately. They seem to be getting increasingly better. It's amazing. I don't think I've had this much fun in life since a. camp and b. the days when I had Barbie's Dream Mansion AND her RV. Does anyone feel like playing Barbies? Call me. Seriously.
So, to refresh your memory: (and mine. Obviously.)
I think I need to branch out beyond shopping. Let's talk about some of my top nights lately. They seem to be getting increasingly better. It's amazing. I don't think I've had this much fun in life since a. camp and b. the days when I had Barbie's Dream Mansion AND her RV. Does anyone feel like playing Barbies? Call me. Seriously.
So, to refresh your memory: (and mine. Obviously.)
- Quiet Roar Soirees - BOTH OF THEM. Next weekend is going to just be PHENOMENAL. You should come. Seriously. Jello Bar next Friday/Saturday. I'm going to remind you daily. I have a SICK outfit planned for Friday. You'll want to see this.
- Craft Nights - I'm pretty sad that I missed the most recent one. I will admit that I got my craft fix this week though. In true Ditz fashion (circa 2001-2006), I colored a picture during the Habs game Thursday. It's really pretty. Crayon on coursepack paper. I gifted it to a very friendly pet who so graciously allowed a little Ditz to steal his beloved chair.
- Bachelor Nights - Don't even get me started. I am a teensy bit Reality TV junkie.
Tonight gets its own petit discussion. I went out with a friendly plaything, to meet a friendly kitten and her charming prince for some vino on St Laurent. Wow. I just totally got distracted for a good 7 minutes. Anyways - let me keep this to the point so I can sooner go to shlufs! I got to experience a BAR FIGHT for the first time EVER. Outside of the club next to Cafe Republic, there was a MAJOR fight between some guy and bouncers. I think at least. Bottom line, I saw both a guy AND a girl being thrown onto the pavement. Like really smacked down. Then, angry man knocked down the mailboxes. Real mature there! In addition, tonight was superfun because kitten's charming prince told many wonderful stories. I appreciate listening storytime as much as I enjoy telling storytime! And we visited B-Sides (side? Sides?) for some fun dance face action. The discovery of a lovely place that plays fabulous music is such a favorite thing.
I love fun nights. Seriously!
Be good & stay stylish!
xoxo
Friday, April 25, 2008
AND YET ANOTHER THING
If your complexion allows for it, turquoise eye shadow and hot pink lipstick. Like tropical turquoise and fuchsia.
Do it. And tuck in your shirt. With a belt. DO IT.
Do it. And tuck in your shirt. With a belt. DO IT.
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