And Another Thing...

Big sale at La Senzas this weekend. 30% off everything. SO THEY CLAIM. My patience runs thin in the world of La Senza, so I will likely NOT go, but I encourage you all to go!

They started carrying Victoria's Secret beauty products! That is ONE added bonus!

Possibly THE Most Successful Shopping Day - EVER.

I love not having school, exams or work to deal with. This is such a treat for the little Ditz. Nice weather, nice sales, NICE LIFE! I've already decided it's soon enough for shorts. I rocked such a charming look today. At least I thought so! Striped shorts, a white longsleeve blouse, gladiators. I love my gladiators. ALOT (Kenneth Cole, $50, at Winners L'Acadie last summer). So, in order of appearance, today's shopping ventures:

1. Boutique Sunnyside. Seriously, get your asses on over there. A charming little swimwear boutique on St-Denis, they carry the most flattering, beautiful and unique bathing suits this side of the country. The vast majority of their stock is well-known labels like Salinas, LSPACE, imports from Brazil and Europe. The sales rep was seriously the sweetest girl I have ever met, who was so willing to let my plaything and I try on as many suits as we wanted. I mean, okay, it IS her job, but she was really honest and pleasant, not pushy or a pain in the neck. I finally picked up a delicious mono-kini, of which I've been searching for the perfect one for at least 3 years now. I was blessed with a long torso that can't wear standard one-pieces. Mixed blessing. I strongly urge every single one of you pets to check this place out. I might go back for the Salinas Pouf bikini. Green with black polka dots and heart rings on the top and bottom. Too cute. Prices are beyond reasonable, and are similar to a Bikini Village. Visit http://www.boutiquesunnyside.com/ for their address and all that jazz.



2. M0851 Sample Sale was an absolute delight. I mentioned it in my previous blog, and I urge you all to visit. Prices are slightly higher than the Rudsak sale, for those who went/know their prices, but the leather/suede is just to die for. It can't hurt that they played the most enticing shopping music. I didn't go overboard. Just one of their standard "tennis" bags in a delicious elephant grey suede. I know. Typical that I choose the elephant color.



3. Our next stop was the BCBG outlet on de Louvain. I'm a large scale fan of BCBG in general, not to mention their St. Dorothee outlet. What Laval has in units (approximately 3 times as much stock), de Louvain makes up for in customer service. The instant we walked in, "what's your name?" was the first thing the sales rep asked. AND she continuously called us by first name. Excellent sales tactic. She has my sale! I fortunately/unfortunately didn't buy anything. I tried in vain to look cute in the black skinny zippered at the ankle dress pants that one of my playthings bought previously. They just weren't that cute on this little Ditz. I did fall in love with a cream with pink, brown and orange printed dress. Looked like a giant pucci knockoff, with a belt. I'll wait until it goes on sale a LITTLE bit cheaper. $234 for a trendy one-season dress is really not necessary right now. Not when I'd rather save my pennies for a DVF wrap!



4. Last stop was a fan favorite, Winners. For those of you who don't know my secrets, Winners L'Acadie has the top designer section. I usually find a pile of JBrands, True Religions and Habituals there. I found ultimate JBrands, reduced to like $40. Too bad the sizes available were 24 and 29. Super. Screw you Winners. I really had my heart set on some fresh black JBrands. I suppose I'll just have to visit Winners Alexis Nihon. LIKE THAT'S A PUNISHMENT. L'Acadie had a FULL rack of assorted Juicy zippies and sweats. Terry and velour. Here's the deal with that: Winners has them priced at $69.99. While it's admittedly cheaper than full price, it's MORE expensive than the elusive Juicy sale. I'd wait for the sale. Don't waste your time with Juicy at Winners, when the sale has them for $60 (or is it $50? I don't remember). I did, however, find a rocking pair of Levi's black faded skinny jeans. I know. Levi's is so vintage and sketch, but at $29.99, I couldn't say no. They really fit like a gem. I also did well in shoes. I found these Betseyville heels for $69.99, listed right now on Zappos for $104. That's enough of a deal for me! Plus, I just adore everything and anything Betsey Johnson. Yes, they DO have a lucite heel. LIKE I CARE. I think they're mostly fabulous. In person, they are charming central.

Chic thing to try this week: tuck your shirt in. I love it. So classy! That, and buy a bodysuit, if your body type permits it. I love a bodysuit under jeans, pencil skirts. I am secretly a trashy secretary living in a 24 year old princess' body.

Also, are you signed up for Sweetspot's e-newsletter yet? GET ON IT.

Anyways kittens, I have to go create outfits around these new shoes. SUCH A TOUGH LIFE!
Stay stylish (and go shop. Right now)!
xoxo

Everyone Loves a Quickie (and Ditzes) (obviously)

I tried to send this as a mass Facebook message, but my stupid fingers/stupid laptop decided to be in cahoots and go back on the page without sending. No, fingers. I'm not laughing.

Quick fun fact:

M0851 is having a sample sale this week/end. What's M0851, you ask? Similar to Rudsak in that it's a Montreal leather label that makes purses (among other things). Little bit pricier.

Details:
3981 St Laurent, suite 444
Friday 9-5
Saturday 10-5
Sunday 12-5

Because I missed both Rudsak sales AND Mackage, there is NO WAY IN HADES that I'm missing THIS.

Be fruitful and shop! Enjoy!
Stay stylish! Ditz is done exams tonight!
xoxo

Misplaced Priorities (again) (shocker)

5:04 p.m.

Instead of gathering my belongings and having a quick pre-exam snack, I have spent 10 minutes perfecting JBF hair. For my exam.

Sometimes, I wonder what's wrong with me.

By the way, thanks to a Torontonian kitten for introducting me to Aussie SPRUNCH spray. Best invention ever.

In approximately 30 hours, I will be exam-less. Thank lord. Too bad I won't be Passovered.

xoxo kittens!

Sunday's List

Things I would rather be doing, at 3:50 p.m. on a Sunday afternoon:

1. Sleeping.
2. Napping.
3. Not studying for my finals tomorrow & Tuesday.
4. Enjoying my glass of RedBull. OUTSIDE.
5. Sitting outside.
6. Building a sandcastle at the park near my house.
7. Playing on a jungle gym, slide and swings. At the park near my house. Obviously.
8. Watching paint dry (STILL more exciting than Sheldon's slides).
9. Practicing my Guitar Hero skills (I got booed off after completing 80% of a song. That's impressive. For me).
10. Rocking out to classic rock.
11. Watching The Office. Totally not over the newest 2 episodes.
12. Eating toast. Damn you Passover.
13. Shopping. Obviously. (Why is this only #13? I would rather be outside.)
14. Trying on fun summer shoes.
15. Driving around the city with my sunroof open.
16. Drinking cocktails.
17. Napping. (I know I said that already, it's that important.)
18. Tanning. I love tanning. Both indoor AND outdoor.
19. Eating a cupcake. (See #12.)
20. Reading pretty glossy magazines and terrorizing my mother with upcoming purchases.
21. Snuggling. I love snuggling. Almost more than shoes. If possible.
22. Visiting Granby Zoo. Is it open yet? No. I'd rather Parc Safari. SHOTGUN NOT DRIVING. SHOTGUN NOT MY CAR.
23. 2 words: Brome. Fair. I can't wait until August.
24. Coloring in a coloring book. First post-exam purchase: a Barbie coloring book. I feel like coloring!

I'm sure I can go on forever. I'd rather take my sister to Abe & Mary's than be inside studying. And yes. Taking the Kiddo to Abe & Mary's could potentially be a fate worse than studying. She would get pissy if I didn't buy her 184 Juicy tops and 37 expensive necklaces and bracelets. That she'd lose. In 2 days.

Ugh. In 2 days, I will be a completely different kitten.

Big kitten warm helloooooo to my fans qui parlent en Francais! Je vous aimes mes petites chouettes!

Stay stylish pets! Go enjoy the sunshine, SINCE I CANNOT.
xoxo

I Know. I Know.

I know what all you kittens are thinking. "Miss Ditz doesn't write for DAYS, but thinks she can make up for it by writing ALOT IN ONE DAY. WELL SHE CAN'T. WE ALL HOLD GRUDGES." I know. Today just seems to be one of those days where I have ALOT TO SAY (story of my life).

I just swung by the familia gas station to fill up before holiday weekend (and because I like when Daddy pays for my gasoline) and got to encounter the finest Montreal has to offer:

MALE COPS IN SHORT SHORTS ON BICYCLES.

Sighhhhhh.

God. So delicious. I was a typical Ditz and waved them over. Too bad I was standing with my UNCLE. I didn't have much chance to slip them my number, but I got them to change their route so they could say hello to a little Ditz!

I love summer weather.

Aren't My Kittens Lucky?

Third post in one day.

I forgot a major funny.

While at the hair salon on Sunday for the Bas Misvah, my precious mother said the ultimate quote. Context: I was sitting in a chair, waiting for my turn, reading Style 101.

"The day style becomes a religion, you'll be the Goddess."

So true, Mother. So true.